My blog will most likely end up depressing, I have a problem with Depression, Anxiety, Anorexia , and self harm. This blog is also about Living Dead Dolls, HSS, HWU, Life is Strange, and whatever I feel like blogging about.
Gamer, GenderFluid/ Genderqueer, Emo/Goth/punk, Bisexual, the occasional picture of Ozzy the Mini Aussie, and Bedtime Stories with Uncle Tray.
Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan
Can satan come teach a class at my school
Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
He’s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.
I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.
“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”
“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”
“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”
What do you have to do to get a scholarship?
I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao.
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Satan is a really nice guy. We go bowling every other weekend. I’m glad to hear that he educates children.
So my friends and I play Nation States. We have our own small region so we can have a lot of land to ourselves and easily attack each other. So I have a lot of Africa and my friend Devon ( the one literally all my friends says that we should date and that we both clearly like each other but we are both stubborn ass hole and won’t say anything ) said he wants Madagascar for the sole reason that I said it’s my and that he can’t have it. So after a half hour of him saying it’s his and me saying no, John said that we have to share… I don’t like sharing. So as we’re about to go home it hit me. I going to be stuck in the middle of the ocean with him. Two words
So you guys know that I’m 19 and goth/punk. Mind you that I get great grades, is very respectful, generally a nice person, and don’t get into any legal trouble. So I bought myself a lip piercing kit and had my friend who knew what she was doing help me. I’m depressed, so I did something to make me happy. I managed to hide it from my parents till I went to get some dinner with my mom after therapy. She liked it and agreed that I should be able to have it. A little later I go to say good night to my dad. He sees it and starts screaming at me to take it out and that he can’t deal with living with me if I have it. Then he threatened to rip it out of my face with pliers. So, yea…
